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Moving On

The Statue of Liberty makes plans to head north to Canada

Moving On thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cape Breton if Donald Trump wins... Canada welcomes all, no matter who you support, be it Democrat, Republican or Donald Trump

The right arm and torch of the Statue of Liberty crossed the Atlantic Ocean three times. It first crossed for display at the 1876 Philadelphia Centennial Exposition and in New York, where money was raised for the completion of the statue. It went back to Paris in 1882 to be reunited with the rest of the statue, which was then shipped back to the U.S.

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Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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