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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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