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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt? - Harry S Truman

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments, he might have written the Two Thousand Commandments. - Isaac B. Singer

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

I say quite deliberately that the Christian religion, as organized in its Churches, has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. - Bertrand Russell

The Christian Religion is, above all the religions that ever prevailed or existed in ancient or modern times, the religion of wisdom, virtue, equity, and humanity. - John Adams

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

Christianity is not a white man's religion and don't let anybody ever tell you that it's black or white. Christ belongs to all people. He belongs to this whole world. - Billy Graham

No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious and charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful. - Kurt Vonnegut

Two of the chief defenders of the faith in the Old Testament and in the New - Moses and Paul - were both well-versed in the language, the thinking, and the philosophy of their cultures. - Ravi Zacharias


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