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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

For every Pharoah there is a Moses. - Idries Shah

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt? - Harry S Truman

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. - Thomas Szasz

The Christian Religion is, above all the religions that ever prevailed or existed in ancient or modern times, the religion of wisdom, virtue, equity, and humanity. - John Adams

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness. The important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. - Dalai Lama

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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