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Moon Descent

How to shorten the distance between Earth and the Moon

Moon Descent thanks to Laura Aasgard

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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

The lord descend down a thundervolt. - Archie Bunker

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. - Unknown

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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