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Montreal Bus Stop

Swinging couple idles time away waiting for next bus

Montreal Bus Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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