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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

It's not creative unless it sells. - David Ogilvy

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I just live by the ABC's - Adventurous, Brave, Creative. - Steve Conrad

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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