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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz


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