Monkey Morning
Could someone please shut off that light!
Tired celebrities in the primate world
QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson
Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes
Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart
He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison
Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown
Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton
Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff
Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside
Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter
If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer
To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson