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Monkey Morning

Could someone please shut off that light!

Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

Tired celebrities in the primate world

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

He who laughs not in the morning, laughs not at noon. - Greek Proverb

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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