Monkey Morning
Could someone please shut off that light!
Tired celebrities in the primate world
QuotaBillsDonut worry, be happy! - Unknown
Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam
Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen
Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake
The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis
If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva
Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell
I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown
If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach
No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz