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Monkey Morning

Could someone please shut off that light!

Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

Tired celebrities in the primate world

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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