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Monkey Morning

Could someone please shut off that light!

Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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