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Monkey Morning

Could someone please shut off that light!

Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

Tired celebrities in the primate world

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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