Money Drop

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer