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Money Drop thanks to joe-kster

'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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