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'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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