Money Drop

Marry money. - Max Shulman

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller