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Money Drop thanks to joe-kster

'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly


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