Money Drop

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright