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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Don't be afraid of mistakes. There aren't any. - Miles Davis

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken


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