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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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