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Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Liberalism is resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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