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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly. - Peter Cook

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. - Jessamyn West

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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