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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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