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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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