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A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol


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