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Mirror Image

Who's that guy on the other side?

Mirror Image thanks to Barry McCartney

Statue baby confronts real baby

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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

To know one thing, you must know the opposite. - Henry Moore

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. - Steven Wright

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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