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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Reverse: Repeating poetry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

To know one thing, you must know the opposite. - Henry Moore

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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