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Mirror Image

Who's that guy on the other side?

Mirror Image thanks to Barry McCartney

Statue baby confronts real baby

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. - Isaac Newton

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. - Steven Wright

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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