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Mirror Image thanks to Barry McCartney

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Oily: The opposite of late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. - Steven Wright

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. - Bertrand Russell

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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