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Middle East Peace

When Arabs and Jews reconcile their differences

Middle East Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

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Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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