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Middle East Peace

When Arabs and Jews reconcile their differences

Middle East Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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