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Middle East Peace

When Arabs and Jews reconcile their differences

Middle East Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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