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Middle East Peace

When Arabs and Jews reconcile their differences

Middle East Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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