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Mexico Is A Huge Country

Most commonly spoken language in the U.S. other than English

Mexico Is A Huge Country thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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