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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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