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Mexican Word Of The Day

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Mexican Word Of The Day thanks to Mike King

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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