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Mexican Word Of The Day

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Mexican Word Of The Day thanks to Mike King

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A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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