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Canadians converted to centidays and millidays on November 6, 2016
Now that the annual “Spring forward, Fall back” time change is close at hand on November 6th, my sources in Ottawa have passed on the current Federal government's latest proposed change to the metric system.
Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to make an hour, and 20 hours instead of 24 to make one day. Everything will be based on the power of 10 as happens with everything in the metric system. What was referred to as “seconds” will be called called millidays, “minutes” will turn into centidays, and hours will take on the new name decidays.
Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to make an hour, and 20 hours instead of 24 to make one day. Everything will be based on the power of 10 as happens with everything in the metric system. What was referred to as “seconds” will be called called millidays, “minutes” will turn into centidays, and hours will take on the new name decidays.
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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin
I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz
Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson
In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb
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