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Canadians converted to centidays and millidays on November 6, 2016

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Now that the annual “Spring forward, Fall back” time change is close at hand on November 6th, my sources in Ottawa have passed on the current Federal government's latest proposed change to the metric system.

Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to make an hour, and 20 hours instead of 24 to make one day. Everything will be based on the power of 10 as happens with everything in the metric system. What was referred to as “seconds” will be called called millidays, “minutes” will turn into centidays, and hours will take on the new name decidays.

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. - Charles Buxton

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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