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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

It is easier to pull down than to build up. - Latin Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

Morality can build pride as well as philanthropy; true spirituality will never submit to pride. - Ravi Zacharias

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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