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Men in Denim

Non-suit Country Builders

Men in Denim thanks to Jim Serritella

Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. - Warren Buffett

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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