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Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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