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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions. - Arnold H Glasow

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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