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Men in Denim

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Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us. - George Iliot

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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