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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. - Warren Buffett

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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