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It is easier to pull down than to build up. - Latin Proverb

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. - Warren Buffett

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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