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Men in Denim

Non-suit Country Builders

Men in Denim thanks to Jim Serritella

Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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Carthage must be destroyed. - Cato

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. - Warren Buffett

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

If you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat you out of the patent. - Unknown

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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