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Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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