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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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