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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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