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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Without forgiveness, there is no future. - Desmond Tutu

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness. - Aldo Leopold

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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