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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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