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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

Those of us who know the most are the gloomiest about the future. - Bertrand Russell

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry


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