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Fire Marshal Humor in Texas
Through the Grapevine
QuotaBillsAdd not fire to fire. - Greek proverb
Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker
Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson
Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren
Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski
Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson
Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt
You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell