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Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up
Morning after blues for Algeria husband
“A man in Algeria is suing his new wife for fraud, trauma and ‘psychological suffering’ after seeing her for the first time without make-up. The morning after the wedding the man claims he was shocked to see his wife’s natural face.
Emirates 247 reported: ‘He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make-up before their marriage. He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.’
He is suing her for £13,000.”
Emirates 247 reported: ‘He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make-up before their marriage. He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.’
He is suing her for £13,000.”
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Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
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The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt
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