Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

He who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller