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Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Morning after blues for Algeria husband

Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up thanks to Keith Blake

“A man in Algeria is suing his new wife for fraud, trauma and ‘psychological suffering’ after seeing her for the first time without make-up. The morning after the wedding the man claims he was shocked to see his wife’s natural face.

Emirates 247 reported: ‘He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make-up before their marriage. He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.’

He is suing her for £13,000.”

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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

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My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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