Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

None are deceived, but they that confide. - Benjamin Franklin

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller