Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller