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Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up
Morning after blues for Algeria husband
“A man in Algeria is suing his new wife for fraud, trauma and ‘psychological suffering’ after seeing her for the first time without make-up. The morning after the wedding the man claims he was shocked to see his wife’s natural face.
Emirates 247 reported: ‘He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make-up before their marriage. He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.’
He is suing her for £13,000.”
Emirates 247 reported: ‘He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make-up before their marriage. He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.’
He is suing her for £13,000.”
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Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb
In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck
Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost
If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin
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Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent
People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
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My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
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Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
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Or the beauty of innuendoes,
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Or just after. - Wallace Stevens
Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb
In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck
Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost
If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin
Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael
Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent
People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley
Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens
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