QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter
An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler