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Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Great stories happen to those who can tell them. - Ira Glass

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

No people can be great who have ceased to be virtuous. - Samuel Johnson

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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