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Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico. - Pierce Brosnan

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all. - Chinese proverb

A great many people seem to end up over the hill without ever having actually climbed it. - Unknown

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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