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The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail. - Cassius

Nothing great is ever achieved without much enduring. - St. Catherine of Siena

Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to give up the good for the great. - Kenny Rogers

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Insist on yourself; never imitate. Every great man is unique. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

All enterprises that are entered into with indiscreet zeal may be pursued with great vigor at first, but are sure to collapse in the end. - Tacitus


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