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The future is a great land. - Unknown

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed. - Peter S Beagle

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. - Bill Watterson

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences. - Andre Gide

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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