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Make America Grate Again

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Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. - John Adams

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly. - Plutarch

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

A great deal of what we see depends on what we are looking for. - Amish Saying

Isn't it wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. - Dan Quayle

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. - Oscar Wilde

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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