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Magic Puppies

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Magic Puppies thanks to Keith Blake

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

You don't need magic to disappear. All you need is a destination. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

True audacity is the trick of knowing how far you can go in going too far. - Jean Cocteau

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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