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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. - Lucretius

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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