#1 humor site on the 'net

Love Rocks

Beach rock sculpture for loving relationships

Love Rocks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


Sun Top Roof With Sun Substitute

Tiger Dog

No More Arguing

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Multi-Pour Coffee Pot

Things Bottled Up

Cake Message

SnowCut

Depressing Situation

Starbucks Goes Extra Mile

Turbo Snail

Power Outage

Beijing Redneck

Late Lecture

Escapism

Wine Secret

It's All Mine

Big Card Game

Sweet Chopper

Spaghetti Tree

Inglish Spikkers Welcom

Where Astronauts Hang Out

Wrap Around Tree

Take The Bus Home