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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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