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Love Rocks

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Love Rocks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown


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