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Love Rocks

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Love Rocks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake


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