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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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