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We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King


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