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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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