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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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