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I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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