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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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