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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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