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All you need is love. - John Lennon

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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