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All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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