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Blown away dog

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I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles

Dog gets caught in a bubble blower illusion

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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