QuotaBillsInternational Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen