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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright