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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis