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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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