Line Driver
Driving down the center line of life
QuotaBillsI hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien
It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible
Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown
I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille
The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie
Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright