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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Night is the other half of life, and the better half. - Johann Wolfgange Von Goether

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences. - Ruth Benedict

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. - Josh Billings

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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