#1 humor site on the 'net

Life Is Like Photography

Why negatives help you to develop

Life Is Like Photography thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

In every encounter we either give life or we drain it; there is no neutral exchange. - Brennan Manning

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

The older I get, the more I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand. - Unknown

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough. - Oprah Winfrey

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy


Balanced Meal

Acoustic Hearing Aids

Redneck Advent Calendar

Programmer Logic

Lego Haircut

Lettuce Face

Hammock Wine

Catch Anything Lately?

Dead Batteries

Frozen Fish

How Do You Spell L-U-C-K-Y?

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

Milkshake Diet

Bicycle Logging

Texas 4 Months Apart

Flat Tire Repair

Double Error Message

Redneck Candle

Tenacity

Better Call Saul

Hair Notes

Gold Silk Fabric

Orthodox Weapon

Chanukah Special