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Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life without purpose is meaningless. - Amy Torres

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

True happiness is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. - Helen Keller

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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