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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Grit is living life like it's a marathon, not a sprint. - Angela Duckworth

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Seneca

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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