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Dining on a smoke-free balcony

Life Extension thanks to Morris Lefevre

'Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.'

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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Too many times in life we see a need but hesitate to act on it. - Joe Segal

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

You are the CEO of your life. Some people need to be hired and some need to be fired. - Robert Downey Jr.

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The greater the involvement in another's life, the greater is the demand for sacrifice. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is not long, and too much of it must not pass in idle deliberation how it shall be spent. - Samuel Johnson

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

There is no more fatal blunder than he who consumes the greater part of his life getting his living. - Henry David Thoreau

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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