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Dining on a smoke-free balcony

Life Extension thanks to Morris Lefevre

'Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.'

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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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