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Dining on a smoke-free balcony

Life Extension thanks to Morris Lefevre

'Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.'

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Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. - Joshua L. Liebman

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Trauma is a fact of life. It does not, however, have to be a life sentence. - Peter A Levine

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Death isn't the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside of us while we live. - Amish Saying

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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