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Dining on a smoke-free balcony

Life Extension thanks to Morris Lefevre

'Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.'

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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