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Leadership Skills

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Leadership Skills thanks to Mike King

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The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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