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Leadership Skills

How bossy people lead by example

Leadership Skills thanks to Mike King

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Ross for Boss - Ross Perot

Confidence is silent; insecurities are loud. - Unknown

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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Just Blew It

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Digging One's Own Grave

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Bird on a Wire (past tense)

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Men's Golf Rules

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