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Leadership Skills

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Leadership Skills thanks to Mike King

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Wiping out is an underappreciated skill. - Laird Hamilton

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those be well-tried before you give them your confidence. - George Washington

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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