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Leadership Skills

How bossy people lead by example

Leadership Skills thanks to Mike King

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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. - Robert A Heinlein

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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