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Leadership Skills

How bossy people lead by example

Leadership Skills thanks to Mike King

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. - Robert A Heinlein

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up


Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time