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Lawn Time Awakening

Waking up to lawntastic scenery

Lawn Time Awakening thanks to Barry McCartney

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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