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Lawn Time Awakening

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Lawn Time Awakening thanks to Barry McCartney

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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