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Alice through her own Looking Glass

Lawn Mirror thanks to Seth Cuthbert

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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