Lawn Mirror

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield