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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness. - Mark Twain

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

There's always room for a story that can transport people to another place. - J K Rowling

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com