Laid Back In The Outback

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown