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Laid Back In The Outback

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Laid Back In The Outback thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Roughing it in Australia

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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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