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Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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