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Koalified

Do you bearly have all the right Koalifications?

Koalified thanks to Dave Loewen

Bear with us, this is Aussie humour at its best...

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

OCD Guy

Garage Add-on

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Pilot Prop Job

Crow Species

Lawn Mirror

Fishing Addiction

Hairy Potter

Crosswalk Casualty

The Tree Is Up, Dear

One Too Many

Owl Garden

GhetToes

Statue Pose

Magnetic Personality

Giant Texas Red Centipede

Snow Barrier

Buddhist Tempull

Truck Lift Repair

In-Spired Safety Tip