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Knife Throwing Act

1800s Traveling Circus Entertainers

Knife Throwing Act thanks to Jim Serritella

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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

I throw just as hard as ever - it just takes twice as long to get there. - Warren Spahn

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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