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Knife Throwing Act

1800s Traveling Circus Entertainers

Knife Throwing Act thanks to Jim Serritella

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Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Wastebasket: Something to throw things near - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. - Lefty Gomez

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

He who gives what he would as readily throw away, gives without generosity; for the essence of generosity is in self sacrifice. - Sir Henry Taylor

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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