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Kitchen Thing

Dollar stores are not known for the quality of their goods

Kitchen Thing thanks to Keith Blake

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

The waist is a terrible thing to mind. - Tom Wilson

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. - Dan Quayle

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Time and silence are the most luxurious things today. - Tom Ford

One of the best things to do sometimes is simply to be. - Eric Butterworth

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes. - Andre Gide

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

There is nothing to make you like other human beings so much as doing things for them. - Zora Neale Hurston

All that you do, do with all your mind, for things done by halves are never done right. - Abiodun

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft

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