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Kitchen Thing

Dollar stores are not known for the quality of their goods

Kitchen Thing thanks to Keith Blake

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Little things affect little minds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do one thing every day that scares you. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A mighty pomp, though made of little things. - Virgil

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

He was able to keep things in the proper suspective. - Archie Bunker

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. - Kin Hubbard

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

You can't let perfection get in the way of getting things done. - Gini Deitrich

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

The only thing worse than starting something and failing is not starting something. - Seth Godin

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Every setback might be the very thing that makes you carry on and fight all the harder, and become much better. - Les Paul

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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