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Kitchen Thing

Dollar stores are not known for the quality of their goods

Kitchen Thing thanks to Keith Blake

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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Do one thing every day that scares you. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors. - David Hockney

Know yourself fearlessly (even quietly) for all the things you are. - Aberjhani

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

There is only one thing worse than fighting with allies, and that is fighting without them. - Winston Churchill

Geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things. - Archie Bunker

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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