Kiducation

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey