Kiducation

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt