Kiducation

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller