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I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

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Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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