Kiducation

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe