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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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