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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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