Karma Bite
May this police dog never get you in the end
QuotaBillsNever let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman