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Kanye Twitty

Kim Kardashian bent out of shape by Kanye's Twitter rants

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Much like the rest of society, Kim Kardashian is reportedly fed up with Kanye West’s Twitter rants, which have really experienced an uptick in recent weeks. While she may not speak up much about her hubby’s ridiculous social media behavior, insiders say Kim is totally bent out of shape over it.

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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