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Kim Kardashian bent out of shape by Kanye's Twitter rants

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Kanye Twitty thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Much like the rest of society, Kim Kardashian is reportedly fed up with Kanye West’s Twitter rants, which have really experienced an uptick in recent weeks. While she may not speak up much about her hubby’s ridiculous social media behavior, insiders say Kim is totally bent out of shape over it.

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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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