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Just One More Glass

How to best quench your thirst on a dry, hot day in the Outback

Just One More Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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