Just One More Glass

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield