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Just One More Glass

How to best quench your thirst on a dry, hot day in the Outback

Just One More Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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