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Just One More Glass

How to best quench your thirst on a dry, hot day in the Outback

Just One More Glass thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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