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Just One More Glass

How to best quench your thirst on a dry, hot day in the Outback

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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