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Just Because You Are Right

Communication when both parties are correct in their assumptions

Just Because You Are Right thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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