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QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen