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Joe's Place

Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster

Joe's Place thanks to joe-kster

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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Hockshop: The loansomest place in town - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Happiness is a place between too much and too little. - Finnish Proverb

Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

There is no place more delightful than one's own fireside. - Cicero

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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