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Joe's Place

Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster

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Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Accept the place the divine providence has found for you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

There's always room for a story that can transport people to another place. - J K Rowling

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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