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Joe's Place

Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster

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Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

I'm trying to make the world a more open place. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

California: A fine place to live if you happen to be an orange - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The longer you stay in one place, the greater your chances of disillusionment. - Art Spander

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer


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