Joe's Place

No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

One's destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things. - Henry Miller

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman