Joe's Place
Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster
QuotaBillsThere's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz
Hockshop: The loansomest place in town - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon
Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston
Happiness is a place between too much and too little. - Finnish Proverb
Content is the reason search began in the first place. - Lee Odden
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb
Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln
There is no place more delightful than one's own fireside. - Cicero
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball
The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. - Thomas Beecham
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile
The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou
It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux
Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill
It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth
It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote