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Joe's Place

Kosher-approved road sign in Shiloh, Israel for the Joe-kster

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I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Sometimes idealism and all that make believe makes the world a better place. - Sung Kang

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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