Joe's Place

Bake the world a better place. - Unknown

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

The longer you stay in one place, the greater your chances of disillusionment. - Art Spander

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Loving something is the only starting place there is for making your life your own. - Alice Koller

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

The world has shown me what it has to offer. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. - Arlo Guthrie

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa