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Japanese Diving Platform

JAXA, we have liftoff!

Japanese Diving Platform thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), is Japan’s national aero-space agency. Through the merger of three previously independent organizations, JAXA was formed on October 1, 2003. JAXA is responsible for research, technology development and the launch of satellites into orbit, and is involved in advanced missions, such as ass-teroid exploration and possible manned exploration of the Moon.

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

He's the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin' platform. - Archie Bunker

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Second guessing is much easier than speculating under pressure. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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