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Japanese Diving Platform

JAXA, we have liftoff!

Japanese Diving Platform thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), is Japan’s national aero-space agency. Through the merger of three previously independent organizations, JAXA was formed on October 1, 2003. JAXA is responsible for research, technology development and the launch of satellites into orbit, and is involved in advanced missions, such as ass-teroid exploration and possible manned exploration of the Moon.

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

He's the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin' platform. - Archie Bunker

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Second guessing is much easier than speculating under pressure. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Our goal is not to build a platform; it's to be across all of them. - Mark Zuckerberg

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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