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Japanese Diving Platform

JAXA, we have liftoff!

Japanese Diving Platform thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA), is Japan’s national aero-space agency. Through the merger of three previously independent organizations, JAXA was formed on October 1, 2003. JAXA is responsible for research, technology development and the launch of satellites into orbit, and is involved in advanced missions, such as ass-teroid exploration and possible manned exploration of the Moon.
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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

He's the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin' platform. - Archie Bunker

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Our goal is not to build a platform; it's to be across all of them. - Mark Zuckerberg

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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