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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Your pressure points are always your turning points. - Unknown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

He's the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin' platform. - Archie Bunker

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Our goal is not to build a platform; it's to be across all of them. - Mark Zuckerberg

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay