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Jail Sale

Sign of a pending prison sentence

Jail Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

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Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

The world itself is but a large prison, out of which some are daily led to execution. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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