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Italian Fire Exit

How to put out fires in Venice, Italy

Italian Fire Exit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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