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Italian Fire Exit

How to put out fires in Venice, Italy

Italian Fire Exit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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