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Italian Fire Exit

How to put out fires in Venice, Italy

Italian Fire Exit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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