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Italian Fire Exit

How to put out fires in Venice, Italy

Italian Fire Exit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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