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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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