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Is This Really Happening?!

Making famous first impressions

Is This Really Happening?! thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Meeting Tinkerbell at Disneyland

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. - Unknown

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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