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Is This Really Happening?!

Making famous first impressions

Is This Really Happening?! thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Meeting Tinkerbell at Disneyland

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Miracles happen to those who believe in them. - Unknown

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up. - Alfred Hitchcock

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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