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Is This Really Happening?!

Making famous first impressions

Is This Really Happening?! thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Meeting Tinkerbell at Disneyland

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Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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Men in Denim

Chocolate Couch

Ant Attack

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Just Thinking

Nothing Wrong Picture

Lipstick Dog

Hair Strengthener

Whale Photobomb

World Peas

Hide and Seek

Hoodie Onesy

Going Around In Circles

Whiskey Jig

Redneck Mercedes

Hala Fruit

Hydro Water Power

Selfie Shoes

Tons Of Anarchy

Science World

Da Hood Shirt

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