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IrrElephant

Comforting support for those who feel irrelevant

IrrElephant thanks to Wilma Lawrence

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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

When you really listen to another person from their point of view, and reflect back to them that understanding, it's like giving them emotional oxygen. - Stephen Covey

Although oyster mushrooms have been studied extensively and support health in a number of ways, it is also extremely important to always cook oyster mushrooms. - Paul Stamets

Invest in relationships. Life is hard. None of us has the strength to do it alone. We need people to encourage and inspire us so we can encourage and inspire others. - Simon Sinek

Overcoming the obstacle of my diabetes diagnosis was something that forced me tackle the challenge head-on and, with an amazing support system, eventually come out stronger. - Charlie Kimball

Don't allow your critics to snuff out your dreams. Protect yourself from this folly by associating with people who support and nurture your ideas. Keep your dreams alive. - Les Parrott

Breaking childhood teachings is never easy, and in essence, they are like white noise that can sometimes stop us from listening to ourselves, or having to listen to ourselves. - Ramani Durvasula


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