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Comforting support for those who feel irrelevant

IrrElephant thanks to Wilma Lawrence

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Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

When you are in a foxhole, listen to your soul. - Dinesh Sharma

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

I need to listen well so that I hear what is not said. - Thuli Madonsela

Tell me what you listen to, and I'll tell you who you are. - Tiffanie DeBartolo

Listen to the whispers and you won't have to hear the screams. - Cherokee Saying

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

One of the most valuable things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's stories. - Rebecca Falls

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

If a story is not about the hearer he will not listen. And here I made a rule - a great and interesting story is about everyone or it will not last. - John Steinbeck

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. - William Arthur Ward

For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. - Kim Campbell

Although oyster mushrooms have been studied extensively and support health in a number of ways, it is also extremely important to always cook oyster mushrooms. - Paul Stamets

Invest in relationships. Life is hard. None of us has the strength to do it alone. We need people to encourage and inspire us so we can encourage and inspire others. - Simon Sinek

Employee loyalty begins with employer loyalty. Your employees should know that if they do the job they were hired to do with a reasonable amount of competence and efficiency, you will support them. - Harvey Mackay


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