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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Listen if you want to be heard. - John Wooden

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

I listen and give input only if somebody asks. - Barbara Bush

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

I advise my students to listen carefully the moment they decide to take no more mathematics courses. They might be able to hear the sound of closing doors. - James Caballero

For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. - Kim Campbell

By learning to contact, listen to, and act on our intuition, we can directly connect to the higher power of the universe and allow it to become our guiding force. - Shakti Gawain

Every musical phrase has a purpose. It's like talking. If you talk with a particular purpose, people listen to you, but if you just recite, it's not as meaningful. - Itzhak Perlman

When you encourage others, you in the process are encouraged because you're making a commitment and difference in that person's life. Encouragement really does make a difference. - Zig Ziglar

None of us got to where we are alone. Whether the assistance we received was obvious or subtle, acknowledging someone's help is a big part of understanding the importance of saying thank you. - Harvey Mackay


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