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Comforting support for those who feel irrelevant

IrrElephant thanks to Wilma Lawrence

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Listen to silence. It has so much to say. - Rumi

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

When you are in a foxhole, listen to your soul. - Dinesh Sharma

That man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy

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Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. - Roy T Bennett

Tell me what you listen to, and I'll tell you who you are. - Tiffanie DeBartolo

Listen to the whispers and you won't have to hear the screams. - Cherokee Saying

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

It's not at all hard to understand a person. It's only hard to listen without bias. - Kriss Jami

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen Covey

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you. Make your personality so loud that others beg to listen to you. - Unknown

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. - Kim Campbell

Building a successful business requires a combination of human capital, financial resources, market opportunity, persistence, community support, and even luck. - Andrew Yang

By learning to contact, listen to, and act on our intuition, we can directly connect to the higher power of the universe and allow it to become our guiding force. - Shakti Gawain

The President hears a hundred voices telling him that he is the greatest man in the world. He must listen carefully indeed to hear the one voice that tells him he is not. - Harry S. Truman

Every musical phrase has a purpose. It's like talking. If you talk with a particular purpose, people listen to you, but if you just recite, it's not as meaningful. - Itzhak Perlman

When you encourage others, you in the process are encouraged because you're making a commitment and difference in that person's life. Encouragement really does make a difference. - Zig Ziglar


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