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Irish Diplomacy

Diplomatic request for VIP seats at a World Cup Play-off Match

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

World Cup football rivalry between heads of State in Ireland and France

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.' - James Nesbitt

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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