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Irish Diplomacy

Diplomatic request for VIP seats at a World Cup Play-off Match

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

World Cup football rivalry between heads of State in Ireland and France

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

Irish Diplomacy thanks to Keith Blake

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Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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